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Or maybe it should just be titled “OCD Habits”. We had this conversation last night… I want to know your weirdest little OCD habits. Like one of my friends who can’t look at adams apples and one of hers who has to flick a light switch on, then off, then on - just to turn it on. 

I have two… the volume of my car stereo or TV, or anything with a numerical volume, can never be on thirteen. And I like touching corners. Bizarre, I know. But I get strange urges to touch corners. I used to when I was younger, but have learnt to control myself. Yeah… I swear I’m normal though.

Random Number: Ron who are you to try get my wife to home with you sick fuck i never forget a face i seen you at pex

My Number: (Erin): I didn’t try. I fuckin got her

Random Number: How where is she now. When did you get her

My Number: (Erin & Ash): Had to tie the barking bitch up last night. Neighbours complained so much. So sorry mate. Whats doin tonight ?

Random Number: I will be fucking you up and then screwing her. You kid fucker

My Number: (Paddy): Wait… Dad, is that you?

No response message… we think he figured out he’d gotten the wrong number by this stage.

A typical few days…

Miss breakfast because am up at 6.30 to get to work. Miss lunch because am at work. Get home at around 5. Eat way too much way too quickly. Miss dinner. Starving by 11. Lie in bed trying to sleep til early hours of morning.

Wake up. Miss breakfast because am up at 6.30 to get to uni. Miss lunch because I haven’t been paid yet and wasn’t up early enough to make my own. Get home, shower, go to work. Miss dinner because I’m at work. Get home at midnight. Eat way too much way too quickly. Lie in bed trying to sleep til early hours of morning.

Wake up. Miss breakfast because I figure 8.00 is a sleep-in and I’d prefer sleep to breakfast. Work the later starting shift. Miss lunch because am at work. Get something greasy on way home. Shower and head out to meet friends for drinks. Miss dinner. Drink way too much way too quickly. Lie in bed trying not to throw up til early hours of morning.

I have the day off tomorrow. I’m sleeping in, doing an essay, staying at home for dinner, and am getting to bed early! I cannot wait for tomorrow before it all starts again on Wednesday! (Now I’m off to work, without dinner. Greatttt)

Another from the motherload..: