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Or maybe it should just be titled “OCD Habits”. We had this conversation last night… I want to know your weirdest little OCD habits. Like one of my friends who can’t look at adams apples and one of hers who has to flick a light switch on, then off, then on - just to turn it on. 

I have two… the volume of my car stereo or TV, or anything with a numerical volume, can never be on thirteen. And I like touching corners. Bizarre, I know. But I get strange urges to touch corners. I used to when I was younger, but have learnt to control myself. Yeah… I swear I’m normal though.

Random Number: Ron who are you to try get my wife to home with you sick fuck i never forget a face i seen you at pex

My Number: (Erin): I didn’t try. I fuckin got her

Random Number: How where is she now. When did you get her

My Number: (Erin & Ash): Had to tie the barking bitch up last night. Neighbours complained so much. So sorry mate. Whats doin tonight ?

Random Number: I will be fucking you up and then screwing her. You kid fucker

My Number: (Paddy): Wait… Dad, is that you?

No response message… we think he figured out he’d gotten the wrong number by this stage.