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Tannins, Bouquets and Other Wank

As apart of my course, one of the units we study is Food & Beverage fundamentals. Naturally this is one of the most interesting units due to all the ‘practical’ activities we get to do. Today was wine, cheese and schnapps.

We can now swirl a glass of wine, talk about the bouquet, it’s tannins (and hot legs! - a personal joke between me and uh.. none of the readers), and the flavours we taste in each of the wines. Admittedly, most of us can still only taste “Red…?” or “White..!” - but at least now we know enough terminology to bullshit our way through fancy restaurants and special occasions.

I do love a nice glass of wine… but there is often so much unnecessary wank involved!

Since February…

Dear Homeboys and Homegirls,

I do realise that I haven’t updated since February 21 (and it is now April 6), but blame-me-not for I have not had time nor motivation, and and one stage, a computer… you know, so don’t be hatin’. There are a few things to tell you all about.

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First Day, First Impressions

First day of the course today. Luckily I knew one of the girls doing the course with me…

Me: “Should we go over and socialise?”
Her: “Yeah, we don’t want to look like the antisocial bitchy people who judge.”
Me: “OK, we’ll go introduce ourselves to them.”
Her: “No, not them… they’re sluts.”

Also, I seem to be having trouble quitting the job mentioned in the last post. I quit; yet I’ve got phone calls the last two days asking for my uni timetable so she can roster me on. Since when does “I can’t work for you anymore” mean “give me more shifts”?

Voyeurism

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