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Ten times better than ‘Snakes On A Plane’ could ever be was being drunk on a plane. Our weekend trip to Melbourne this Australia Day weekend ended up with my sister Jess and I having a very boozy lunch with our cousins at a Chapel Street pub. Way too many jugs of beer later, we moved on to another bar, and simultaneously, we moved onto vodka.

We arrived to an empty Melbourne airport not long after to be upgraded for free to Business Class on an empty plane with about 30-40 people on board. Unfortunately, I missed the Business Class privileges passing out falling asleep minutes after getting on the plane.

Apparently hot-towels were offered;
“Does he want… aw, he’s gone!!!”

The family are all well (minus a few issues), we made nothing at the casino (that we didn’t re-gamble and lose), I didn’t get to see Amanda or Mandy (due to a jam-packed schedule), and I’m absolutely buggered (booze, food, no sleep). It’s time to sleep before my hangover kicks in.

I’ve finally got my hands on last Wednesday’s karaoke photos, and I think I can sum up our attempted ‘tame’ night in just six shots… I’d also like the time to thank our sponsor for the night, Stolichnaya. Without the good guys at Stoli, we probably would’ve realised how bad we actually sounded.

  
 

No idea where the fire hydrant came from, but Matt ended up with a face and backfull of it. I don’t think we’ll be able to go back there for a while… Now I’m up for hearing some of your all-time-favourite karaoke/sing-a-long songs that don’t include “Build Me Up Buttercup”, “Sweet Home Alabama”, “Wonderwall” or anything by The Backstreet Boys.

In order to get back my blogging mojo, I have changed domains back to the original MeatPaddy, however ‘.com’ is still not available, so you’ll have to access it via ‘.net’ or ‘.org’. And although the website looks like junk, I am still proud to say that I designed this template (minus the background) and am very happy to have finally finished it.

Although I’m late, I also wanted to wish you all a Happy New Years and a 2008 that’s good, but not as good as mine. To be honest, I think I’ve had a pretty bloody good start to the year arriving on New Years Eve in Telluride, Colorado where some family friends took me skiing for 6 days, before flying to Hawaii to bathe in the occasionally appearing sun for another 6 days.

My first night back in Sydney had me and Laura ditching our friends at the pub and heading into Kings Cross for “some quiet drinks and a bit of a dance”. $150 worth of alcohol later we ended up in Kings Cross Adult Entertainment buying vibrators, dildos, lube and bi-sexual porn. Sure, that was $90 we didn’t need to spend; but the hours of laughter we got from them made it all worthwhile. At one stage we had a cabby leave his taxi to have a ‘Dildo War’ with Laura before asking her to keep it if he took us all the way home (a fare worth at least $50).

You know you’re in for a good year when it begins with a dildo war… by the way - any new years resolutions?? I’m gonna start running again, get a new job and move out of home!