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Random Number: Ron who are you to try get my wife to home with you sick fuck i never forget a face i seen you at pex

My Number: (Erin): I didn’t try. I fuckin got her

Random Number: How where is she now. When did you get her

My Number: (Erin & Ash): Had to tie the barking bitch up last night. Neighbours complained so much. So sorry mate. Whats doin tonight ?

Random Number: I will be fucking you up and then screwing her. You kid fucker

My Number: (Paddy): Wait… Dad, is that you?

No response message… we think he figured out he’d gotten the wrong number by this stage.

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are crazy!

  2. LMAO!! Ah, the glories of technology– getting to encounter complete idiots you wouldn’t normally take the time for. :P

  3. Wow, I used to get texts from strangers all the time…but they were always stupid things like “what’s up?” God, I wish I got a text about a cheating wife. That would be awesomely hilarious.

  4. That’s the most amusing list of text messages anyone can get. I get random boring ones….

  5. Haha, that’s awesome. I used to get random texts, but that’s because I have a recycled number. Too bad the person before me didn’t do anything horrendus. :\

  6. Haha nice! I got a random one where this guy was like “what’s up” and I was like “you have the wrong number.” And he said “okay, what’s up anyways?” Okay, not a thrilling exchange like yours, but I thought it was funny he still wanted to know what was up with a person he never met.

  7. hahah omg sweet, I love that, I would love more random phone calls like that!

  8. Jen

    LMAO! I want more random calls like that too. Once I got a call on my new cellphone and the lady asked if Paul was there, and I was like “No, not at the moment” without thinking. . . I know of no Pauls. I was in a pizza restaurant at the time. Then when I realized what I’d said, I was like “Oh oops, I mean you have the wrong number. Sorry” she got all super-bitchy. . . like I was lying to her.

  9. Lol, entertaining. People are silly.

  10. Hahah awesome!!

    I have done the… text the person you’re bitching about… text before. Not my brightest moment.

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