Steak, tits and beer
I’m so sick of the fact that my course (a class of 17) is so overly dominated by females (13-4 if you must know). Every conversation seems to be about jeans, nice tops, ‘that girl is a bitch’, ‘that guy is an arsehole’, or my favourite from today: cramping down there.
At first, being in a class full of girls seemed like a great idea. But two or three months in, I’m getting very over it very quickly. Of the other three guys in my class, one is gay in a “hey girlfriend!” kind of way (so the topics seem to be similar to the girls’), one turns up probably one sixth of the time (and we don’t have much in common anyway), and the other always disappears with the girl who talks about cupcakes. This leaves me with the other girls while they talk about cramps and every other person in our class behind their back. Their solution when I complained, was to change the topic do ‘would you date a vegetarian’… (I mean, seriously now).
After going to high-school with males only, I never thought I’d want to hear another stereotypical cringe-worthy conversation about ’sticking my meat into her moot’ or ‘tittyfucking’… but, by god, it’d be better than ‘pads or tampons’.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nellie
I hate girls.
It makes me ashamed to have a vagina.
Apr 16th, 2008
Amanda
Tampons, duh.
Don’t worry Patrick, I’ll talk about meat + moot action and tittyfucking with you when I’m up there!
Apr 16th, 2008
Juice
I’m not a big fan of being around random girls either.. usually I can’t stand to about 3 or 4 at the max, and these are the girls that I grew up with. I prefer being around guys because it can divert me from talking about the things you mentioned up there.
You can talk to me about different other things Paddy! =P
Apr 16th, 2008
Sarai
Thank god I have more to talk about than cramps and gossip (we’ll ignore my latest blog). There’s just so much more to talk about that’s a lot more interesting, IDGI girls.:(
Apr 17th, 2008
Ajemi
Wow, that’s why I hate girls, in a general sense. I have much more in common with guys.
Apr 17th, 2008
Kristine
There’s a reason why I enjoy the company of men more than being surrounded by females.. (I’m not a tomboy or anything, men are just so much fun!)
My female classmates are bitches, sluts, and complete nuisances. May I add that they’re very shallow and stupid? Just like Nellie, I am ashamed about having a vagina….
Apr 17th, 2008
Bronnie
LMAO!!! I love you, you’re awesome!
What the hell kind of thing are you studying? Female studies?
Apr 17th, 2008
Paddy
Worse. Hospitality management.
Apr 17th, 2008
Brandy
No wonder I’m straight — can’t stand girls. Nellie couldn’t have said that any better, either. Mannerless, cocky little bitches. lol
Apr 18th, 2008
Jem
Is it irony that one of the flaws of the girls you mentioned is talking about other girls behind their back, and yet your commenters did exactly the same in their haste to prove themselves different to the rest?
Personally, I’m proud to have my vagina, although more so my boobs. Can’t say as the idea of a pads vs tampon conversation interests me though, because we all know that tampons pwn pads any day. :p
Apr 20th, 2008
Paddy
Or is it even irony more-so that I designated a whole post to bitch about their bitchiness?! These girls are ridiculous though. It’s not just a passing comment here and there, it’s every day every minute - it never ends!
Even more irony: I had to empty the ’sanitary bins’ at work yesterday.
Apr 20th, 2008
Emma
Girls blow!
Apr 21st, 2008
Mihoriel
That’s too much drama and I feel annoyed at them. You have to hear about icky stuff constantly. Props for being at class more often than the other guys though.
Apr 30th, 2008
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