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Extra Large Nostril Hair

I was going to create a witty title that kind of hinted at something to do with a penis, but I really couldn’t be bothered. No joke, I just pulled out a nostril hair that was like 2cm long. And this isn’t the first time its happened. I constantly get these stray nostril hairs that just astound people. I had both my parents and my mate Laura in shock when I showed them the size of the hair tonight. I don’t know if it was due to the size or the fact I bothered to put it on a tissue and run upstairs and show them; but I think I’ve finally realised my purpose on earth.

8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Can I do it?

    There are pubes growing from your nose!

  2. LOL. wow. It’s really that long?? Can I see? :-P

  3. My dad has this little machine pen-tool-thing that he uses to trim his nose hairs. Looks like you need a bit of that action. :P

  4. Paddy

    Amanda: My dad has this little machine pen-tool-thing that he uses to trim his nose hairs. Looks like you need a bit of that action.

    So not though! It’s just one hair like every four or five months. But it’s been happening every four or five months for like years! Maybe Nellie is right. Probably just pubes.

  5. You crazy!

  6. LOL! Your nuts boy.

  7. I both gagged and laughed at this post.

  8. Emma quotes me exactly.

    That’s long & all the weird nose hair i get is a gray one which grows on my nose when I’m stressed.

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