Extra Large Nostril Hair
I was going to create a witty title that kind of hinted at something to do with a penis, but I really couldn’t be bothered. No joke, I just pulled out a nostril hair that was like 2cm long. And this isn’t the first time its happened. I constantly get these stray nostril hairs that just astound people. I had both my parents and my mate Laura in shock when I showed them the size of the hair tonight. I don’t know if it was due to the size or the fact I bothered to put it on a tissue and run upstairs and show them; but I think I’ve finally realised my purpose on earth.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nellie
Can I do it?
There are pubes growing from your nose!
Apr 15th, 2008
Kristine
LOL. wow. It’s really that long?? Can I see?
Apr 15th, 2008
Amanda
My dad has this little machine pen-tool-thing that he uses to trim his nose hairs. Looks like you need a bit of that action.
Apr 15th, 2008
Paddy
So not though! It’s just one hair like every four or five months. But it’s been happening every four or five months for like years! Maybe Nellie is right. Probably just pubes.
Apr 15th, 2008
Juice
You crazy!
Apr 16th, 2008
Bronnie
LOL! Your nuts boy.
Apr 16th, 2008
Emma
I both gagged and laughed at this post.
Apr 16th, 2008
Mihoriel
Emma quotes me exactly.
That’s long & all the weird nose hair i get is a gray one which grows on my nose when I’m stressed.
Apr 30th, 2008
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