Train of Thought
I cannot stand school students on trains. They don’t move fully into the carriages. They push each other. They don’t stand up for old ladies with diabetes. They have shocking body odour. They make way too much noise. They find it hillarious to scream “come back to bed!” as soon as anyone answers a phone. They have their music blaring through their earphones at a level which means I can hear their music more clearly than my own. They leave shit all over the floor. The boys talk about their pubes, whether their balls have dropped and who they’d rather fuck. The girls hike up their skirts looking like lower class hookers, giggle about handsome teachers and talk about who they’d rather fuck. They run through the carriages. They leave the inter-connecting doors open so they bash for the whole train trip. They find it hilarious to speak along with the announcements (it isn’t). They leave their bags and congregate in the most inappropriate places. They fart and laugh about it (which is only funny when I do it, not them). They write ‘cunt‘ everywhere for a purpose I’m still unsure of. I want to kill them all. They ruin my afternoons.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Juice
Whatta train of thought. Damn, kids these days.
Apr 9th, 2008
Emma
It is NOT hilarious to speak along with the announcements.
Apr 9th, 2008
Sarai
Oh god if I experienced that daily I would end up losing it and killing everyone in a psychotic rage.
Apr 9th, 2008
Mihoriel
This is the reason that I now try to avoid trains around 3 & 4 here in Chicago especially by the Fullerton area…
They are nuts.
Apr 10th, 2008
Jem
Swap ‘train’ for ‘bus’ and you have my frustration with public transport in my home town. It takes all of my strength not to beat the stupid noisy bastards to a bloody pulp.
I was never that immature at their age.
Apr 11th, 2008
Brandy
I actually had my first ‘train’ experience, when I was in Melbourne, this past November. T’was interesting, not as awkward as I thought. Our public transport consists of Buses and Taxi’s (which I rarely see, since I live in a very suburban area).
Students on trains do sound like a pain in the ass though. Talk about mannerless bitches.
Apr 11th, 2008
Xuan
Gotta love Sydney public transport, don’t you?
Never get on a train that stops at Rooty Hill. Hello nightmare.
Apr 12th, 2008
Alistair
ohhh paddy… the irony being i remember a distinct time when you were that high school boy..
i think you taught me how to say ‘cunt’ haha. at the very least i remember having to diffuse my mothers homophobia when you screamed ‘come back to bed’ when 2003 afternoon…
Apr 13th, 2008
Paddy
Blasphemy! Never have I heard such filth!
Apr 13th, 2008
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