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First Day, First Impressions

First day of the course today. Luckily I knew one of the girls doing the course with me…

Me: “Should we go over and socialise?”
Her: “Yeah, we don’t want to look like the antisocial bitchy people who judge.”
Me: “OK, we’ll go introduce ourselves to them.”
Her: “No, not them… they’re sluts.”

Also, I seem to be having trouble quitting the job mentioned in the last post. I quit; yet I’ve got phone calls the last two days asking for my uni timetable so she can roster me on. Since when does “I can’t work for you anymore” mean “give me more shifts”?

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Lol @ the conversation snippet. Did you have fun on the first day? (Jeez, makes it sound like you just started kindy all over again or something.)

  2. The conversation is funny :P

  3. Your conversation snippet made me lol.

  4. The weirdest conversation I ever overheard, while shopping at my local office supplies store… is someone saying to her friend, “Yes, it was pretty cheap and it works pretty well when you need an enema.” O_o Exactly… what can you buy in an office supplies store… that can be used for an enema? WTF?

  5. I love conversation snippets like that, it’s like being on T.V. :P I hope you had a fun day at school! *pinches cheeks like a grandma* LOL.

  6. Gotta love those non-judgemental types!
    As for getting put on a roster for a job you just quit… maybe change your number? Fake your own death? Anything, really.

  7. haha that conversation is ace

  8. hypocrisy is king :)

  9. Hahaha I almost choked on what I was nibbling when I read your conversation.

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