Dildo Wars and a New Domain
In order to get back my blogging mojo, I have changed domains back to the original MeatPaddy, however ‘.com’ is still not available, so you’ll have to access it via ‘.net’ or ‘.org’. And although the website looks like junk, I am still proud to say that I designed this template (minus the background) and am very happy to have finally finished it.
Although I’m late, I also wanted to wish you all a Happy New Years and a 2008 that’s good, but not as good as mine. To be honest, I think I’ve had a pretty bloody good start to the year arriving on New Years Eve in Telluride, Colorado where some family friends took me skiing for 6 days, before flying to Hawaii to bathe in the occasionally appearing sun for another 6 days.
My first night back in Sydney had me and Laura ditching our friends at the pub and heading into Kings Cross for “some quiet drinks and a bit of a dance”. $150 worth of alcohol later we ended up in Kings Cross Adult Entertainment buying vibrators, dildos, lube and bi-sexual porn. Sure, that was $90 we didn’t need to spend; but the hours of laughter we got from them made it all worthwhile. At one stage we had a cabby leave his taxi to have a ‘Dildo War’ with Laura before asking her to keep it if he took us all the way home (a fare worth at least $50).
You know you’re in for a good year when it begins with a dildo war… by the way - any new years resolutions?? I’m gonna start running again, get a new job and move out of home!
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Alistair
You went to America!? Jesus, we really need to catch up you douchebag, I had no idea haha.
I don’t think I’ll ever be at a mature enough stage in my life to not laugh at a dildo. I mean, think about what it is and where it goes. AHAH good stuff.
Yeah I have the same reso’s, except “running” is actually “swimming”, and I also wanna do well in uni, god forbid i fuck it up like i did the hsc heh.
I’m in the market for another blog, what do you reckon?
Jan 15th, 2008
Paddy
I know, we were the biggest teenagers but I was literally in tears when she shoved it in my ear.
I think you should let me know what domain you want… Haha, seriously though. I’ll just shove it in as an add-on domain into my hosting account if you want. Email me?
Jan 15th, 2008
Xuan
Warm colours FTW, dude. Warm colours FTMFW. In Firefox the site name is half-hidden in the top of the layout, though? Plus. Mmm. Block navigation. Sexy.
I want your New Years. I just rang in 2008 drunk off my ass and got a bit frisky with a friend of mine in the back of his car, followed by a trip to his place for more alcohol consumption, pr0n and MSN conversations that looked literally like buzz words and blurred lines. However, definitely doesn’t beat yours. Jealous. Hope you had a crapload o’ fun, though! *chug on the shoulder*
Whee @ the new domain name. Plz 2 blog moar offen from nao on kthx.
Jan 16th, 2008
Sarai
Nothing like a good dildo war to start off a new year, I agree.
Jan 16th, 2008
Juice
Cheese and rice, you went to Hawaii. I’d kill for that. Dude, I’ve been meaning to find dildos in like, forever!! I have no idea where they sell here. When I go to Sydney I’ll definitely ask you to take me to one of these places. Tsktsk.
Jan 16th, 2008
fruityoaty
Yay, meatpaddy’s back!
Happy New Year… I haven’t even written my New Year’s entry yet… so lazy. :p
Jan 16th, 2008
Arwen
Omfg, dildo wars?! I want your life!
Jan 17th, 2008
Valda
Seriously? Move out of home??? Wow, I wasn’t expecting that one.
Yes we need to have a drink before I get swept up in Schools tour and you get swept up in… sweeping things… email me dooftahead because I’m never sure which email address to use for you.
Say hi to your momma.
Seriously.
And your dad too.
Feb 6th, 2008
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